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phoenix down
Tuesday. 3.29.11 10:28 pm
Phoenix down.

Check the phone.
7:28.
Did I do my readings? Has my roommate confiscated the bathroom? Tengo hambre.. I should get up… on second (fifth?) thought, let’s listen to more Boyz II men.
Alarm.
Check the phone again.
Time: 8:15.
Unlock phone, shutting off alarm.
Grab glasses
Stare at home screen.
RSS feeds:


 Saleh in Yemen,
 mayhem in Abdijan,
 protests in Damascus,
 Nowitzki wins in Dallas.


Shit, shower, shave in some order, perhaps throw in a workout if I’m feeling particularly ambitious.

Teethe, apple/orange/cereal/leftovers from the night before,

Check the phone
8:45

Read for morning class.

Check the phone
10:10. Class in 10 minutes.

Tug down shirt, step into pants, slide on zippyhoody, grab hat/beanie, struggle with socks, jam on kicks.

Run down first flight of stairs

Jump. Slap ceiling.

Run down second flight of stairs.

Jump. Pretend I’m dunking when I slap the ceiling.

Walk to school.


Check time

10:19. One minute til class.


MTW:

Sit down, ask girl beside me how her weekend/night was.
“It was good. How about you--” she starts to say.
“Why? Why was it good?”
“I.. er.. You always do this to me, Jonathan. I don’t really get why, but whatever. I mean, I….”
I hear but don't always listen.


Thurs/Fri: Sit down, keep headphones on, listen to professor drone.

“International environmental law is bwahbwahbwah wompwompwomp isn’t my irish accent distracting, Jonathan? Why, yes, I do find my class as terrifyingly boring as you do. I’m brilliant – like all your other professors, but most find me less interesting than the subject matter of a Wes Anderson film. (I’ve been more engaged by fortune cookies. i’ve literally written screenplays – albeit horrible ones – while sitting in her class]


Why am I here? I wonder what Alternate Hilo Jon, the alternate reality version of Jonathan who is a staffwriter for a creative literary magazine in Hilo, Hawaii, is doing right about now.





I bet he's painting. And thinking of me.






He probably thinks I'm a sucker.




Hell, I think I'm a sucker.
14 Comments.


But then, maybe he also thinks you have a lot of self-restraint, to keep on with something that isn't often as fun.

...Nah, probably just that you're a sucker.

*I* think what you're doing is pretty respectable, though, if that counts for anything.
» Unicornasaurus on 2011-03-29 10:49:17

I think you should move to Hilo after you graduate. Occasionally it will slip out that you graduated from Harvard Law, and you'll just shrug and go back to painting.
» Zanzibar on 2011-03-29 11:01:05

Her name is Kierra AND HEY. One comment said INTJs are lame, THE OTHER SAID I SEEM LIKE AN INTJ.
I am the anti-lame, sir. I am the queen of cool. The master of badassocity.
So YEAH.
» Unicornasaurus on 2011-03-29 11:37:12

You know, if you had been Alternate HALO Jon, you could've been Master Chief, who is not a sucker, but in fact the biggest ass kicker in the galaxy. Just saying.
» The-Muffin-Man on 2011-03-30 04:03:25

that is TERRIFYING

Except for Chihiro, who is so cute.

» Zanzibar on 2011-04-04 11:51:10

is enviromental law interesting?
» renaye on 2011-04-05 10:40:20

I am amused by your day. Much much better than mine. :))
Saying hi from Hawaii,
frosty

i kid.
» frostbitten on 2011-04-05 05:02:13

You're a sucker
Alt Reality Jon sounds awesome.
» middaymoon on 2011-04-08 10:43:07

I would post more, but I got nufin' to say. & I gotta keep my life a secret so I can get a job/get into grad school...

the EP still needs some work, and my friends won't hurry up and do it so I'm powerless. you can have 5 signed copies when it's done.

What's tha deal? do you hate Harvard law school? Maybe you should be better friends with Elle Woods.
» Sarah on 2011-04-21 08:07:40

re:
I chose business because I'm just curious to see how it all works :P...
I possibly want to create some sort of business one day...maybe a catering company geared towards some sort of philanthropy or a bakery, but this is all just up in the air still!
Or maybe I could get an MBA and possibly go into Hospital Administration, since being part of the business side of the medical field seems interesting to me at this moment too...
There are so many things I could branch off into.

» Mockiller on 2011-04-21 10:23:19

ALSO!
Thank you for the advice ^___^.

I ultimately decided on Portland!!
» Mockiller on 2011-04-22 04:01:05

re:
CATS ROCK
because I said so
no you
that would hurt
NEVER
» Unicornasaurus on 2011-04-24 10:32:38

CATS SNUGGLE WITH ME AND PURR. JEALOUS?
sure we are but I need some girl time.
I LOVE NO ONE
...you win
» Unicornasaurus on 2011-04-25 04:29:29

Then we can have a showdown. Ukulele vs. Guitar.

BRING IT.
» peanutmelon on 2011-04-25 04:37:28

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